Walking: learn to pant with your mouth shut - then you only have to deal with the flies that go up your nose (carry at least 3 tissues for this)
Heat: embrace the sweating as a cleansing process - expect to feel very cleansed
Richard can call millipedes Shongololos, and tell me they’re are a good omen: I won’t like them climbing the shower walls any better.
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| Good cockroach |
Cockroaches: the only good
cockroach is a dead cockroach.
Having to go outside to the toilet at 2.00am: means you get to see shooting stars
Coffee: there’s no such thing as a trim flat white here (although I am hoping to become one myself some day). If you want a low fat coffee order a "skeeny" flat white - you’ll get a latte in a mug but near enough’s good enough..
The price of fish: Oh. My. God. Take out a mortgage or develop a taste for sardines and feel good about the omegas..
Get used to carrying cash again: many places here are cash only or have a $10.00 minimum eftpos policy
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| Godfrey - uninvited guest |
Don't take rustling in the grass for granted: it may well not be a cat and when it bursts through the door it will be harder to get rid of than a cat!!
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